#17 NEDROID
“This POKéMON prefers not to fight. It is useless in battle but
excellent as a seatwarmer.”
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By Anthony Clark - Nedroid.com
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BONUS KICK-ASS PIXEL SPRITE:
September 2010
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#16 BALDWIN
“BALDWIN, the adorable pokémon, is often found in flight to other locations for many mysterious reasons. BALDWIN is very timid but will warm up to their trainer if put in the front slot.”
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By Jamie Baldwin - Sudden Valley
#15 JOYLOAF
“JOYLOAF, the Cat-Loving Pokémon, is always equipped with their very own kitty. Its lack of blinking and the ability to zone out gives JOYLOAF an incredible advantage at beating opponents in a game of Tetris. Losing at Tetris is one of the best catalysts for its evolution into JOYANGRI.”
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By Joy Ang - joyang.ca
#13 NORD
“NORD is a male pokemon despite some of it’s more feminine qualities. It prefers to stay inside a pokeball unless it’s night-time. It’s caffeinated powered horn acts a lighting rod and attracts more lighting the more caffeine it’s had.”
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By Terry Blas - terryblas.com
#12 WYZER
“WYZER is a nervous Pokemon who must be approached with caution and handled with care. He, and this is especially the case for his next evolution WYZEST, does not like hot weather due to his thick coat of hair.”
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Joey Weiser - tragic-planet.com
#11 BUCKY
“BUCKY is just a little fella, foraging for candy amongst the leaves on the floor of the forest. Look at her! Look at her eat candy!”
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By Becky & Frank - Tiny Kitten Teeth
#10 EMMY
“EMMY can usually be found napping in the sunshine. She is easy-going, but can be a formidable opponent! EMMY’s weaknesses include ANXIETY ATTACK, INSULT, EGO-HIT. Remedy these attacks with SUGAR, COMPLIMENT, HUG.”
By Emmy Cicierega - emmyc.com
#9 KEENCE
“In order for KEENCE to evolve for the first time, he requires a hug! From anyone!”
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By KC Green - kcgreendotcom.com
#8 KNIZO
“KNIZO rarely attacks, unless something needs to be medium-rare FAST. It’s easily mesmerized, but can ponder an opponent to dust.”
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By Lucy Knisley - comics.lucyknisley.com
#7 VERABEE
“VERABEE, the Knitting Pokemon, can be found at a yarn store or in bed eating bonbons. It is usually peaceful and constantly distributes knitted items, but will become violent and enraged if it finds out you put something it made in the dryer.”
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By Vera Brosgol - Verabee
#6 GRUNKLE
GRUNKLE, the Winter Pokemon. A nasty little fellow who normally can be found sleeping underneath zambonis and feeding on dropped popcorn. His ability to deke out opposition and poke check are his key to survival.
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By Graham Annable - Grickle
#5 CODAK
“CODAK, the Stress Pokemon. It is often found sleeping between book pages and Wikipedia entries. CODAK can learn ‘Update’ if you feed him caffeine, but it must rest for one month after using it.”
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By Aaron Diaz - Dresden Codak
#4 McANDREW
“McANDREW is a silly Pokemon, always playing tricks, making weird faces and dancing. When in danger, it eats everything.”
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By Phil McAndrew - philintheblanks.com
#3 GRAN
“GRAN is a Pokemon who always looks grumpy, but is really just squinting most of the time. You can find it lurking in garages, scrawling on surfaces and listening to Pokerap.”
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By Meredith Gran - Octopus Pie
#2 EMLAR
“EMLAR is a reclusive Pokemon who favours dark caves or deep holes in the ground. In order for EMLAR to appear, the trainer must have read “Dune” and be willing to talk about it for the next five hours.”
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By Emily Carroll - sockefeller.livejournal.com
#1 - WOLFHARD
“WOLFHARD, the Sweetheart Pokemon, can often be found hiding in basements. When agitated WOLFHARD can produce up to five liters of defense sweat.”
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By Steve Wolfhard - Cat Rackham
